Tuesday, March 15, 2005

What Do You Think? From The Onion

TOUGHER BANKRUPTCY LAWS

Last week, the Senate made moves toward approving pro-business legislation that will make it harder for individuals to file for bankruptcy. What do you think?

"This is a victory for good, hard-working, God-fearing credit-card companies everywhere. Dry your eyes, Citibank, help is on the way!"

"Well, there goes my foolproof get-bankrupt-quick scheme."

"If this doesn't teach Americans not to have medical emergencies or get laid off, I don't know what will."

and my personal favorite:

"Look! I caught another middle-class guy! Here, hold his arms behind his back while I gut-punch him!"