Friday, March 18, 2005

Quote of Today--from Blazing Saddles

Jim, The Waco Kid: Where you headed, cowboy?
Sheriff Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim, The Waco Kid: "Nowhere special." I always wanted to go there.

And of course, I can't just leave it at that:

Howard Johnson: You know, Nietzsche says, "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

And finally (I couldn't have said it better myself):

Bart (to himself): Oh, baby, you are so talented... And they are so dumb.